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reblog if you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair and the structural integrity of a chocolate souffle
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ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that
Suggestions:
Black cards-
• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL
• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________
• Canceling plans is like ________
• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____
• You have the moral backbone of a _______
• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die
White Cards-
• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat
• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation
• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best
• one black coffee
• STREET SMARTS
• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken
• Delta Airlines
• the one thing they can’t replace
• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery
• a sea of drunk toddlers
• a pre- y2k asshole
• Xanax
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(Source: romerojd, via make-10000-reasons-to-smile)
#what i really like about Helga are her proportions
#she’s thin but muscular and has some curves
#but she’s also tall which is unusual for an animated woman
#and her eyes don’t take up half her face
#and she has broad shoulders which i like
Thank you, creators of Atlantis.
Helga deserved more
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Same place as the last post.
Missouri Camping Trip 28/?
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“But some day, promise me, you will write out of yourself, and not get inside of others’ skins, with your own eloquence and colour and rhythm.”
“I want to believe that the past is done with us the moment we are done with it”
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